Clik here to view.
I Want to Go to There
When I was young, I remember thinking that Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was some sort of vision of Eden, and the townspeople’s exodus at the end made no sense to me. I guess downpours of giant...
View ArticleClik here to view.
As I’m the Most Relevant of Bloggers, I Just Saw Coraline
Coraline was released into theaters on February 6th. Based on my calculations, I’m right on time to catching this at the height of its buzz in the cultural zeitgeist. But this post isn’t about...
View ArticleClik here to view.
RIP, Captain EO
I debated about writing anything in regards to Michael Jackson’s untimely passing. There are bigger fans who can better articulate how much he mattered to music and pop culture as a whole. When you...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Damnit! The Alice in Wonderland Teaser Just Melted My Face!
A little while back I’d expressed my concern about the current state of Tim Burton’s career and my growing unease that his best year’s as a director were behind him. I’ve obviously spoken too soon...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Final Destination? I Seriously, Sadly Doubt It
To be certain, I’d already seen the trailer for The Final Destination, which is unquestionably asinine: It looked–and still looks–ridiculous. And stupid. So, you know, everything that makes the Final...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland Is Going to Be Out of Control Amazing
I’ll be completely frank: even though I previously had my doubts about Tim Burton’s latest, the reality is that I never needed this past summer’s face-meltingly fantastic teaser trailer to get me...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Code Red Nerd Altert: Ridley Scott’s Alien Prequel Is Going to Be in 3-D!
Let’s not pretend my feelings could have changed since the last time we talked about this: Because they haven’t, and that shouldn’t come as a surprise. After all, I once tried really hard to convince...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Justin Bieber 3-D Documentary Never Say Never Is Totally Brilliant
Look, I may not Facebook like Justin Bieber, and we all know Facebook liking is the only liking that counts (hint hint), but that doesn’t mean I can’t occasionally be in awe of tweendom’s most famous...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Official Response to the Harry Potter and the...
Seeing as it’s no secret over at this little corner of the interwebs that I love me some Harry Potter (interpret that as you will), I’ll spare you a voluminous amount of word vomit now that there’s a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
TGIF! Here’s Some Dying Cats Singing “My Heart Will Go On”
Sure, it’s no me-at-karaoke, but the sound of a few cats dying might as well be the sound of two cats f*cking, so this deserves a gold star, even if this is Kate Winslet’s reaction. Besides, Titanic...
View Article
